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Brandon

Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
Someone tell Brandon to stfu!
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
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Brandon

A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie
"brandon is an ass hole"
by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
Brandon your hot as hell.
by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019
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Brandon

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"
by yomommacheese July 12, 2019
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Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!
9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
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