Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!

You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!

by CheedMaster June 10, 2010

bus stop wanker

a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.

whilst driving to the college

bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"

by unstabledna April 27, 2009

Wankered

to be really pissed or stoned - basically off your face.

You should see www.wankered.com it's quality

by mengelay July 25, 2003

stupid wanker

means stupid idiot in british....

Haley is a stupid wanker for asking if a tree was a plant...

by Marissa_Goldsmith February 11, 2008

Cheese Wanker

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

by Addaz M May 17, 2008

Wanker

An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk.
Does not necessarily mean that person “wanks” (masturbates)

“Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker”

by Robby101 November 1, 2006

wankerdickknob

a fusion of wanker dick and knob. see scottow

Dude, you are one hell of a wankerdickknob. i fucking hate you.

by Quiggin July 23, 2005