Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 18, 2018

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

The Wilson

When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"

Bitch said we cant have sex cuz im on the rag. I gave her the wilson and split.

by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022

Wilson Coggins

Megan's BF

Wilson Coggins loves Megan

by Jamie Coggins March 8, 2022

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

Wilson

oh Wilson... oh Wilson... I cannot explain this adorable guy. I don’t even have words to say.. CUTE BLONDIE he is Weird and cute at the same time. His laugh is amazing Cute smile and nice style. BIG fan of football.

“Wilson Marry me”

by JanJen102 October 30, 2019

Wilson Lounge

a place to lock in and complete assignments during all-nighters

Shit, we have our report due tomorrow! We gotta go to Wilson Lounge!

Can we spend 24 hours in the Wilson Lounge? I cannot stand my roommate!

by FAFWILSON December 17, 2024