dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

cunt whistle

The hole in the end of a human penis

"You fucking cunt whistle!!"

by DIRTY BUM October 13, 2017

Whistle-Job

Giving someone with a tiny penis oral sex causing the givers lips to make a whistling structure.

Yeah he was so small I was just giving him a whistle-job.

by Jman the definition December 21, 2023

Whistle Snatch

When a woman's vagina is so loose that it makes a whistling sound when any strong wind is blown through her legs. (As is the case when running. )

Oh man! You can hear that whistle snatched coming from a mile away.

by AlottleBit July 5, 2021

whistling carrots

To vomit forcefully and loudly

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"

by Corinthio October 14, 2023

Whistling Hatfield

A whistling hatfield is someone who is about to slay the crowd with a great comeback and then proceeds to whistle and ruin the moment.

David is a whistling hatfield

by whoopingbike8 November 14, 2021