Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade

Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.

by Dr. JM Buck August 01, 2004

coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 06, 2019

whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.

pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale

by nubesLas January 16, 2009

Whale Spout

When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"

After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.

by PApits May 18, 2017

Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”

“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”

by Stinky Link July 28, 2020

Godsped Whale

Godsped whale is amazing and gorgeous she makes my heart flutter and she has great humor.

Godsped whale is great girlfriend and I'd die with out her

by Secretary-generalgirl12 December 03, 2020