Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.

Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.

by Bobwayne November 30, 2021

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
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YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024

Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

Tomato Theory

the theory that once one person gets tomato-reacted, a whole wave of people suddenly pops up saying the dumbest stuff imaginable just to farm tomatoes too. like one tomato drops and everyone else starts speed-running brainrot to get their own.

damn, the tomato theory is really showing here

by aden67 November 17, 2025

Tomato Tom

The most famous tomato of all time. It is said he was on a space mission.

Ziggy: Do you remember Tomato Tom?
David: The one who was floating around his tin can?
Ziggy: Yes. He was floating in a most peculiar way.

by Love-fi December 9, 2025