A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
Get the nonsensical jockeymug. 1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
Get the Nob jockeymug. A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.
by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019
Get the Book Jockeymug. by anonymous November 5, 2020
Get the Knob jockeymug. A sex move where the shorter person (zombie) rides the bigger person (chicken) whilst the chicken crawls around.
by AleczanderRichterian April 17, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. A mob from minecraft that is a baby zombie, riding a chicken, that for some FUCKING reason, has gotten popular in meme culture and people are screaming and yelling the word at minecraft movie showings, to the point that people are throwing popcorn, soda, and bringing live chickens there.
by mini65 April 10, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. Some one who likes to ride cock. Usually gurls but gay faggots can too, such as that weird guy who sits in the cubicle next to you.
Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut
by Bhudda Bhudda April 24, 2018
Get the Cock Jockeymug.