A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
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"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
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"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
by shlluver February 3, 2008
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They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
Person #1: Daaaaaaaamn! That guy got some floppy Cone Nips!
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
by |JP| July 15, 2016
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Get the Falzone cone mug.The DQ Dip Cone is a delicious, delectable treat served at the American fast food chain, Dairy Queen where a cone of ice cream is dipped into fast hardening chocolate coating.
However, there is a new definition floating around that describes a sex position. The position is a lengthy process of the bottom eating copious amounts of food, waiting a couple hours for it to hit the lower intestine, then doing a headstand on the bed, asshole agape, waiting for the top to dip their "cone" into the "chocolate". Then the top picks up the bottom and proceeds to shake them, ass down, like a DQ Blizzard.
However, there is a new definition floating around that describes a sex position. The position is a lengthy process of the bottom eating copious amounts of food, waiting a couple hours for it to hit the lower intestine, then doing a headstand on the bed, asshole agape, waiting for the top to dip their "cone" into the "chocolate". Then the top picks up the bottom and proceeds to shake them, ass down, like a DQ Blizzard.
Woman: I just had taco bell... Do you wanna do the Dairy Queen Dip Cone?
Man: Yeah, I set a timer for 7:30pm. I can't wait <3
Man: Yeah, I set a timer for 7:30pm. I can't wait <3
by BigWillyScavver June 12, 2025
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1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"
2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
by Lelander94 September 18, 2019
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