A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.
by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023
mugGet the A brownie with my morning coffeemug.
When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.
Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.
by Justhilarious November 8, 2018
mugGet the Old Fasioned Brownie Dustermug.

lick your brownie

when you'd like to make it clear that the person you're chilling with is YOURS! you cuddle up to them, do whatever you have to do to demonstrate this.
renita: ooh honey i see someone checkin out yo man, you better go head an lick your brownie!
shanita: ooh girl, thank you, i know you got my back!


tenisha: damn girl, jayjay was all up on you in da club!
lashondra: i know girl! he was all about lickin his brownie!!
tenisha: he sure was, now everyone knows you his!
by amber2008 January 20, 2009
mugGet the lick your browniemug.

two bite brownie

when a man or woman is engaged in sexual intercoarse and one takes a long shit and the other takes two bites of it.
Alex was having sex with Jason yesterday and Jason received a two bite brownie from Alex and enjoyed it; that damn Dutch bag.
by manic-burner December 24, 2007
mugGet the two bite browniemug.
Where a female sticks some kind of fudge brownie up her vagina and then the man sticks his dick inside until it is fully covered. Then he pulls out and his dick should be black like bret's. Then she sucks all of it off and you can add sprinkles or icing
yo bret why you buying tons of brownies?
Brandon im buying them to give my girl a Triple fudge brownie surprise!
by Brandon the man April 29, 2010
mugGet the Triple fudge brownie surprisemug.
when a man fucks a female in the ass.
sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."

rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007
mugGet the beatin up the brownie battermug.
When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.
Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.
by Aika March 4, 2010
mugGet the Dude, I wanna make browniesmug.

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