Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

A slightly off Benjamin Franklin.
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

by BenjaminGreatKnight November 23, 2021

Benjamins is the sweetest person I ever met and the funniest. He could always put a smile on my face. He everything I could ask for. He is the best boyfriend ever. Everything remind me of him. He remind me of stawberrys. I could talk about him for hours . He the prettiest thing . He the best thing that ever happened to me . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
“ The love of my life”
“ The love of my life”
by Poopydanna November 20, 2023

Benjamin is HIM – chill vibes, wicked sense of humor, and crazy creative. Smart, trust him with your secrets, and he's honest af. Patient and responsible, even when things get wild. Dude's mature, low-key handsome, and spreads love like confetti. Total legend.
by One sexy mf. November 20, 2023

I love this man with all of my life, we go to same school and i have to act like i hate him but, and head over heels for this man. somebody once told me "if you can masturbate to them you love them" and i have indeed done this. I dont mean to toot my own horn but i find myself quite attractive and cant see why he wont love me. i even talk to his friends for him, i think i make it quite obvious. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
person 1- i loveeee benjamin why cant he see that
person 2- girllllll
Benjamin Blanco- a loving sexy brown haired guy
person 2- girllllll
Benjamin Blanco- a loving sexy brown haired guy
by BenjaminBlancoLover27 April 19, 2024

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
