What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Benjamin Janklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Janklin? That boy sure is slightly off."
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Benjamin

A huge dick man, always looking for butts, nice and gentleman.
He can cum 350 times a day.
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Benjamin

Benjamins is the sweetest person I ever met and the funniest. He could always put a smile on my face. He everything I could ask for. He is the best boyfriend ever. Everything remind me of him. He remind me of stawberrys. I could talk about him for hours . He the prettiest thing . He the best thing that ever happened to me . I love my boyfriend Benjamin
“Who Benjamin “
The love of my life
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Benjamin

Benjamin is HIM – chill vibes, wicked sense of humor, and crazy creative. Smart, trust him with your secrets, and he's honest af. Patient and responsible, even when things get wild. Dude's mature, low-key handsome, and spreads love like confetti. Total legend.
Benjamin is one sexy mf
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Benjamin Blanco

I love this man with all of my life, we go to same school and i have to act like i hate him but, and head over heels for this man. somebody once told me "if you can masturbate to them you love them" and i have indeed done this. I dont mean to toot my own horn but i find myself quite attractive and cant see why he wont love me. i even talk to his friends for him, i think i make it quite obvious. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
person 1- i loveeee benjamin why cant he see that
person 2- girllllll
Benjamin Blanco- a loving sexy brown haired guy
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Benjamin Cranklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."
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