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turkish sandbag

My girlfriend cheated on me so i punched the guy in the turkish sandbag
by SoraLionhart03 May 20, 2017
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turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect
"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking
by DockingStation September 26, 2014
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Turkish belt buckle

When you hang your nut sack over your pants resembling a turkeys gobbler.
Dude was walking around with a Turkish belt buckle at the holiday party.
by TheJarv August 30, 2025
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Turkish Bricklayer

This is a Connect-4 move which involves two horizontal rows of three tokens with one valid token point at the end of each row.
"No not the turkish bricklayer" - Other player
by Jyenormous May 21, 2024
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The Turkish Twiddler

Once a man has reached point of ejaculation, he chooses the female’s big toe as his target. Post cum-covering fulfillment, he precedes to force the big toe into her anal cavity. Finally, the toe must be spun clockwise in the asshole.1
One sick fuck came along and performed The Turkish Twiddler with his study partner.
by BD2020 November 30, 2018
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Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
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Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.
Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.
by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024
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