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Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
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Whale Behavior

Jimmy what is with this whale behavior.
by Goturdumbass January 25, 2023
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Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there
Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!
by Darkhaven February 18, 2011
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Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale
Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude
by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017
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whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
by Groatsworth June 21, 2019
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Whale-phoria

N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.

2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
"That sex made me feel almost as good as whale-phoria does!"
by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011
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glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).
*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018
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