Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
Get the couch stankmug. Masterbaiting while taking a shit
by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025
Get the Stank Yankmug. by E Blorbus Unimax April 26, 2025
Get the Stank Pouchmug. You: “ahh yes keep sucking”
Girl: “Close your eyes!”
Girl: Shits on dick
You: “oh shit I’ve never gotten Stank Tuah before, this is lowkey nasty ngl”
Girl: “Close your eyes!”
Girl: Shits on dick
You: “oh shit I’ve never gotten Stank Tuah before, this is lowkey nasty ngl”
by CoolDefiner January 19, 2025
Get the Stank Tuahmug. Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.
Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!
Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 17, 2023
Get the Stank Liesmug. by sadfag1223edsfa June 17, 2009
Get the anger stankmug. A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.
Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.
by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017
Get the stank willymug.