that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025

Sounding

Sounding is the horrible, disgusting and diabolical act of getting a metal rod and shoving it down the urethra of the penis for pleasure.

Now the fact that men find pleasure out of doing this is beyond me ORAL SEX I DIDNT FIND THAT BAD, ANAL WAS A BIT YUCKY BUT FUCKING SHOVING A METAL ROD DOWN YOUR NOB IS NOT IT.

Boy1: you know what sounding is

Boy2: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Boy3: what’s sounding

*proceeds to learn the horrors of sounding*
Boy4: I quite like it

*boy 1, 2 and 3 proceed to verbally abuse boy 4*

by Jarlic June 17, 2023

sound candy

Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing

Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it

by MothOfTheVoid August 15, 2021

Sounding

When you shove long, elegant, metal sticks up your urethra

Jacko "I can't wait to go home and do some sounding"
Alyssa "Oh yes daddy I would love to join you pleasssssse"

by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022

That one sound

That one sound made by a slightly bendy sheet of any material when shaken.

Hey Jared! Check out this cool thing I found! it even makes that one sound! *woopdwoop woop woopywoop woopwoooop*

by whoopwoop May 29, 2022

Sound barrier

When, in a relationship, farting in front of each other is not acceptable. Breaking the sound barrier is the point at which the first fart takes place in front of the significant other.

I always have a tummy ache when I leave my boyfriends place.

Why?
Because we haven’t broken the sound barrier yet and I have wicked gas.

by Nimble July 21, 2018