Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Grandma

The one person that can cook in the family.

Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.

by Glen Ellyn people December 16, 2018

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.

Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!

by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019

grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

that grandma from another state

stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.

Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.

by fybnsad June 15, 2018

cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking

WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!

by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018