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Two square

(n) Aus.
A form of downball (also known as handball) played between two players or teams in predetermined areas known as squares. There are two squares: King, who initiates the gameplay by gently throwing the ball or serving, and Queen, who receives the ball and is the square where the next person in line goes to.

Origin: Named so after its use of two squares, which would have originally been two adjacent rectangles of concrete as marked on a footpath or walkway.
The Year 5 guys only play two square as they don't have enough space for any other game.
by XenoXTA October 31, 2017
mugGet the Two squaremug.

Bitch Squared

The biggest bitch of them all. As bitchy as your moms girlfriend x2.
See that thiqq thot over there? She's Bitch Squared.
by Thottastic January 30, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Squaredmug.

punett square

an evil invention that is officially used to predict what genotype/phenotype offspring will have, but truly used to torture little seventh graders.
Oh today we are going to make you kids do yet another punett square worksheet! I'm typing it up now! Lets see... lets make it about... ah! Oompa Loompas!

The next day.... Hamsters!

The next day... Homemade aliens!
by nobodywhydoucare? December 3, 2009
mugGet the punett squaremug.

square dancing

When a hoe/prostitute has a straight clean (blue collar)guy as a boyfriend.
You gonna make this money or continue square dancing all night?
by ms.bottom May 13, 2009
mugGet the square dancingmug.

square o'clock

Person 1: Hey man, got a light? It's about square o'clock.
Person 2: Yeah (lights cigarette)
by KTBM August 4, 2007
mugGet the square o'clockmug.

square dick

1. a person with four corners from the base of his dick to the head.
by haha yall know me August 17, 2006
mugGet the square dickmug.

square head

A person with the birth defect known as square headedness. It affects them for the rest of their lives, for example they cant put on normal t-shirts and they must tesolate to spawn mre of their evil ofspring.
It results in lack of mates and widespread piss taking.
They will suffer for the rest of their sorry excuses for lives, they have no social lives and so have nothing better to do other than revise and get good marks.
1: hey look that kids got a sqaure head!
2: oh yeah what a freak......(chanting) square head, square head
1: oi ur a freak go and sand ur edges
mark(the square):honestly im not that square headed!
1 and 2:well u r u utter freak with no mates go and tesolate with another square!!
by SHU (Square Haters Union) November 30, 2006
mugGet the square headmug.

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