smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.
Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.
by Crobdonker March 25, 2017
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Smoke Hunter

Someone who seeks altercations
“Dude chill out and stop being a smoke hunter
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smoke bubbles

smoke exhaled through a bubble wand.
i was at bonnaroo watching grouplove and these awesome guys were smoking weed and blowing these ridiculous smoke bubbles.
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Smoked back

When a person has smoked one too many tin foil rips of heroin, crack, or tweek.

One can recognize an individual who is smoked back by their emaciated skull and sucked back eyeballs, not to mention the oily secretion coming from their pores.

A person who is smoked back is very likely to speak a multitude of ridiculies, and is even known to believe them.

Synonomous with "To Hell and Gone".
Rorgendorker and Pa are existing in a poisenous perpetual state of "smoked back". I should know, as I existed in that pathetic state for many years.
by MKMN1 July 26, 2009
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Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."
Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet
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Quit Smoking

Something that is hard to do (Also hard if with a highly drugged kind of smoke) but good and necessary thing to do because of lung cancer And blood coughing it is the most greatest thing to experiment.
Bro smoking is ruining my life my family is ashamed of me and a pack I spent every year is 11,000.0

I’m gonna quit smoking because I spend so much dollar’s aka USD or Euros or Yen or Russian ruble I wish I could quit soon or today by now . if you struggle to quit please go to this website nicodermcq.Com )
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smoking nachos

The term "smoking nachos" is a term used when you are stoned off of your ass with your friends.
Friend: "We should make some nachos"
You: "Let me eat the rest of this bowl, then we can go smoke some nachos"
Friend *Laughs aloud

This inside joke can be used to brighten up the smoke session even more, bringing much laughter and vaporized tortilla chips with cheese.
We're so high that we're smoking nachos
by Muad'Dib420 May 04, 2016
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