Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

run me my shits

Basically when two people are having a confrontation and one of them wants to fight, they will say "run me my shits". It's a long way around just saying "fight me right now".

Bob fucks Jim's girlfriend*
Bob: Bro I didn't mean to fuck her

Jim: Run me my shits
They proceed to fight*

by The passion of the christ February 5, 2017

shitsicles

frozen shit globs on a stick.

oh my! those look like shitsicles!!!

by midnight fairy June 4, 2011

ShitShell

An individual so full of shit, their entire being can be considered as nothing more than a shell to contain their fecal mass.

That lass is a proper ShitShell

by Fallin_fast October 12, 2017

Fifty shits

a term describing (but not limited to) the amount of shits that a single pizza delivery driver can possibly be on.

"Fifty Shits, never failing to be on the 50 shits"
"If anyone is on some shit it's you, I'm not on any shits"
"you must be on 50 shits"

by juaqeen November 30, 2011

You wit the shits

Being down to hook up and explore the other persons body and interest without having to talk much or prolong the process. In other words DTF or suck!

“Is you wit the shits?”

“Yea I’m down”

by Godfather Young January 28, 2020

Chuckle Shits

When you are takin a poo and you start to laugh and the laughter aids in the departure of said poo.

whilest on the phone with my friend he said a funny excerpt from a film we had previously watched which then made me laugh which then led to the dun dun dunnnnnnnnn Chuckle Shits

by |\|00|3_|<!|_|_ August 31, 2007