shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

Bowl-Shitting

Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.

*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.

Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?

Nick: Hell yeah

Bowl-Shitting

by C.Leroby45 January 23, 2018

Rage shitting

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.

Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.

by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018

Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.

I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.

by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019

Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others

Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement

by LordByronCobb October 16, 2019