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Hot Sandbag 

When a person with a scrotum dips their sack into a hot and/or spicy liquid (for example: chili, queso, spicy salsa, clam chowder, coffee, hot chocolate, egg drop soup, sriracha, drawn butter, candle wax, fondue, caramel, spaghettios, bbq sauce, turkey gravy, etc.) and then coats their newly warmed and wetted sack with sand. This “hot sandbag” can then be used to bring hot and spicy flair to various sex acts.
The other night my girlfriend told me she wanted to “heat things up” since our normal tea bag routine had gotten stale. So we went out to the beach with a thermos filled with hot New England clam chowder, and I gave her a righteous Hot Sandbag to play with! It saved our relationship.
Hot Sandbag by Captain Ron Geyser October 21, 2023
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Old man sand 

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
Old man sand by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019

San Francisco Sand

Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.
It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
San Francisco Sand by Eclectic Lawyer September 11, 2023

Chillin with Ms. Sand 

being a bitch and/or drinking out of cups
Will: Why couldn't you go to the party last night?

Zack: My mom wouldn't let me. She was chillin with Ms. Sand.

sand nigger

a person who lives in the middle east that have a gun
All those sand niggers keep killing our troops.
sand nigger by Paul Petty May 20, 2008

sand bagger 

1.) Someone who plays below there actual potential.

2.) Someone with giant testicles, and/or giant saggy breasts.
Man that guys good, hes gotta be a sand bagger.
sand bagger by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

sandstorm 

V.
1. a popular techno song by darude
2. to moshpit with a bunch of drunk people while listening to the aforementioned techno song
3. to bring the 'heat; n 'git down'
4. to take a poop, while moshpitting and listening to techno, including but not limited to the popular techno song by darude
5. to steal a homeless mans mcdonalds
6. to mistake a homeless mans poop for a mcdonalds burger, only realizing this after three bites. fucking homeless people shitting on bread in mcdonalds bags
7. a mixture of foods and cigarete butts found in a homeless mans beard
8. to mistake a homeless mans beard full of food and cigarette butts for a mcdonalds burger, only realizing this after three bites. fucking homeless people shaving on bread in mcdonalds bags
9. butt cheeze
10. to mistake butt cheeze for a mcdonalds cheeseburger, then realizing they taste the exact same
1. I'm listening to sandstorm!
2. We totally sandstormed last night!
3. i dont even know
4. DUDE i didnt think it was possible to sandstorm in a bathroom
5. I had maaad munchies so i sandstormed last night
6. DUUUDE i almost puked after i sandstormed
7. yo, i walked past some dude, he had mad sandstorm
8. DUUUDE i almost puked after i sandstormed
9. the best kinda cheese: sandstorm
10. dude, isnt it gross that that sandstorm tasted just like a cheeseburger
sandstorm by Mike n Harry December 9, 2008