Pretty Girl Smell

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

by Scheherazade June 23, 2009

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Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Famous catchprase of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

by Shinobi Ranger June 1, 2016

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i smell you

another way to say "i hear you" or "i know what you're sayin"

devon: These niccas just won't get off my ass about this shit.
tremond: ah i know! i smell you man

by Lovin the Ganj November 15, 2006

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Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.

Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

by Darthvinder February 16, 2009

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Smell Check

When a parent hugs you and discretely sniffs for pot, alcohol, etc.

"Ah man this party's the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?"
"Nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home."
"oh. .. Wanna try exploding Dave's cat in the microwave?"
"Yes."

by TotallyNotHighRigntNow January 14, 2015

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