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Ryan

Ryan is a skinny dank prick. He has a small cock but brags about it. Ryan is dray as ice and won't tell anyone anything. He likes to smoke joints (weed) in the bathroom and shag skets in the kitchen.Ryan likes to eat two chips juice and half a chicken leg.
Oh look there's ryan let's hope he doesn't tell us about his peng cock.
by Swagerrdaverr420 October 30, 2019
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Ryan

If your name is Ryan you are slower than an autistic child. You are so desperate for love you practically stalk every women you meet or say hi to you.You also will try and talk to women but you fail so hard that you have at least twelve restraining orders.
Ryan little
by Vinestorm45 November 22, 2019
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Ryan

Person male or female equally smart, sweet, funny ,loving, flaming hot, cute, accepting, kind.someone you can always talk to, someone you love to have sex with.and is just all around awesome
Ryan gave me an orgasm
by ЯuyGuУ April 28, 2019
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Ryan

Ryan is a guy who always gets rejected
I got Ryan today
by J.J.D.D.R.R June 1, 2018
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Ryan

A guy that is short and can't keep his mouth shut and doesn't stop being jealousy. Also he doesn't trust anyone. And he gets offended very easily.
Guy: Andrew is being such a ryan today.
Guy 2: I know right he won't stop being jealous
by jadababy1 May 18, 2017
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Ryan

Ryan is honestly the greatest guy you will ever come across. He definitely tells the truth and is not afraid to say it, no matter the cost. He is sweet. He is kind. He is stubborn. He is the kinda guy that will mock your laugh then get your laugh for doing it so often. He knows how to turn your frown upside down and on your worst days he will have your back. Don't be fooled he can get sexual, when he does, don't tell him to stop you will regret not doing anything sooner. Most important is that he's mine and he's the kinda guy you can take home and have your family just fall for him the way you do. NEVER let him go. He will have your back and respect you and is very protective and will do anything to protect you whether it's from a person or an object he will keep you safe. He is the kinda guy you can marry and grow a family with. He has gorgeous brown eyes, brown hair, tall and skinny, gives the best hugs and cuddles and is dying for attention. If you have met a Ryan, you are very lucky.
by Skylar_storm97 June 11, 2018
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Ryan

A person who only cares about benefiting himself. Usually short and not that smart; one who has been dropped on his head as a baby. One who gets on everyone's nerves often getting insults/roasts back from anyone and everyone.
by IKNOU January 18, 2019
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