Forget all other meanings of the name Ron or Ronald, if you know Ron like everyone knows a Ron then, Ron is a just a shrimped dick roid raging pedophilic asshole who’s not only gayer then Elton John in a shagging fag wagon but is also known for his shit talking lying ass mouth so big the space between earth and uranus couldn’t compete against it, not to mention Ron is also the type of guy who’s says he’s a Christian yet stand in every exact opposite way of what a true christian is suppose to be, the closest entity Ron is associated with is the anti-Christ other then Elton John’s and Ron jermeys run down looking genitals, Ron is someone who would usually rumor gossip about a friend in the kindest way and say he was only pointing our “truth” when in all actuality he was looking at a mirror talking to himself while shaving his herps ass he calls a face, Ron is that type of fuckface you wouldn’t just want to punch every time you see it but is that type of face you’d want to smash into ground beef just because it’s simple the annoying fuckery named Ron.
by BlastBack September 28, 2021

‘Your such a Ron Meltinson’
by Ababab October 1, 2020

Ron short for “high ginger”
Ron is the type of guy to rizz up the finest girl and still not know what happening around him.
Ron is the homie, group leader type shit when he leaves everyone follows.
Rons usually dislike people named shail.. all of them especially if they talk about shows way to much and calls everyone npcs
Ron is the type of guy to rizz up the finest girl and still not know what happening around him.
Ron is the homie, group leader type shit when he leaves everyone follows.
Rons usually dislike people named shail.. all of them especially if they talk about shows way to much and calls everyone npcs
by TBwn December 12, 2022

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 20, 2023

Ron, a gorgeous soul! Your journey through darkness only strengthened your radiant light. Your resilience is inspirational
Behind that captivating smile and cocky charm with a stoic attitude lies a compassionate heart, beating with kindness and empathy and it radiates warmth and love like no other
Your intelligence shines brightly, illuminated by humor that brightens every day.
You're adorable, handsome and so much more!
Ron, you embody strength, empathy, soul, and grace.
Keep shining even when your light feels dim
Behind that captivating smile and cocky charm with a stoic attitude lies a compassionate heart, beating with kindness and empathy and it radiates warmth and love like no other
Your intelligence shines brightly, illuminated by humor that brightens every day.
You're adorable, handsome and so much more!
Ron, you embody strength, empathy, soul, and grace.
Keep shining even when your light feels dim
Ron, you're amazing! From darkness rose a resilient, compassionate heart. Smart, funny, adorable and handsome - your light shines!
by Littleknownfacts November 5, 2024
