Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Red Don

Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.

Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.

The only way for Russia to succeed in occupying the American Presidency is the arrival of Red Don.

by NeologianPJG February 2, 2018

Red Cunt

A middle-aged or elderly New Zealand male who has high blood pressure due to stress, genetics, etc. which causes a red skin tone. If you want to see prime examples of Red Cunts, please check out @redcunnt

Person 1: Hey, did hear about Charlie’s Dad?
Person 2: Isn’t he that Red Cunt?
Person 1: Yea, he’s red as fuck cause he works all the time.

by @redcunnt March 11, 2018

red day

When one is on her period.

“ugh i’m on my red days”

by k4ti3 June 4, 2019

Red Creek Boys Soccer

Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.

We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season

0-17

11 goals for/ 96 goals against

by Tim McIntyre June 27, 2019

red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

Red Knight

When engaging in an act of sexual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. The male proceeds to remove his member from the woman's nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. He then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bloody red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.

"Schwingggg" went my dong as I pulled it out of its sheath. Then "slice" as the Red Knight took another victim.

by Crazy Samost October 2, 2009