Put The Meat In the Fridge

A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.

Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.

by comoniwannalaya August 16, 2006

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023

put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011