porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013

terabyte of porn

A shit load of porn.

Dan: hey, why is your computer sooooo fucking slow??
Alex: oh, umm... I have some files that take up a lot of memory.
Dan: (looks through hard drive and finds 1 terabyte of porn) MOTHER OF ALL PORN!!

by Big_musky69 July 13, 2014

Fortnite porn

Fortnite porn is the creative work of many artists, animators, and fuckin' virgins. This involves the characters from the popular game "Fortnite" engaging in sexual acts to earn the Victory Royale

Hell yeah cheif! My boyfriend isn't home so I get to nut to Fortnite porn!

by Big Nutter ,69 December 13, 2018

LSD porn

when you get fucked up on LSD and make porn while you think your a huge penguin fucking a rinosorous and video tape it and put it on facebook

drew: OH man i made and LSD porn last night

don: really dude hahaha

by diediedie22 December 29, 2010

alt porn

Altporn - alternative pornography. a medium (mainly online but also occassionally in print) consisting of an alternative to mainstream pornography, websites that often offer communities where members can communicate with models, breaking down barriers and exploitation by featuring models who are real people. Often feature men and women of subculture and considered woman friendly and sex-positive.

There has been a recent surge in do-it-yourself, grassroots alporn sites that feature sex positive models of all shapes and sizes.

by Rogue February 9, 2004

Child Porn

Pornography with children (defined by being lower than the age of consent) featured in it. It is widely hated in today's world, but some people out there transfer it illegally through P2P.

The cop arrested the man with child porn

by Unmasked Truth January 23, 2006

arm porn

Pictures/video of a man with well-developed arms while he is in a tank top/wife beater or shirtless. Came about in the CSI fandom after two CSI: NY episodes ("Trapped" and "Cool Hunter") which featured the character Danny Messer (portrayed by Carmine Giovinazzo) in a wife beater.

Amy: Did you see his arms? They're so...so...wow.
Susan: That's arm porn, honey. Want to watch it again?

by Ragna July 22, 2008