peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass

Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's

by Slayer of life January 9, 2023

peanut butter plunge

When a female puts a bunch of peanut butter in there mouth and a male proceeds to orally fuck her mouth as hard as he can

(M) Hey babe do you wanna do another peanut butter plunge

(F) no my mouth is still sore for the last time

by PBPgod69420 July 4, 2023

peanut butter jelly

When one person puts peanut butter on one side of another's ass cheek and jelly on the other cheek then proceeds to motorboat the pb and j.

can I peanut butter jelly your ass tonight?

by PhoenixFranchise August 15, 2023

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023

Peanut butter Fishstick

When a female to male transgender person sticks their dick into a mans ass, then pulling it out presenting it to the male.

*pulls out dick* "You want a bite of this Peanut butter Fishstick bitch?"
"Oh boy do I!"

by Pootlips11 September 15, 2023