a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)
person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
by alicethebitch July 17, 2022

by all snazzed up December 14, 2022

a person that‘s a slay. Eats up everything at everything they do and never leaving crumbs.
When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3
When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3
by mars supremacy August 14, 2022

Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024

A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that
Mars has a fat ass
by Sunflowers.shine.too September 1, 2022

BBY Mars is someone who thinks they are a god fortnite player. They are extremely gay and sleep with their younger sisters.
by Guuf_y October 7, 2020

the most beautiful human in this world.
tbh, i love her so much, she’s mine.
she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the prettiest. she’s smart and strong, sometimes she feels ugly. well, she isn’t.
she owns my heart. she looks like and angel. pls give her love but not a lot bc she’s mine. i love her rEALLY A LOT.
- cass
tbh, i love her so much, she’s mine.
she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the prettiest. she’s smart and strong, sometimes she feels ugly. well, she isn’t.
she owns my heart. she looks like and angel. pls give her love but not a lot bc she’s mine. i love her rEALLY A LOT.
- cass
by cassqndra August 23, 2018
