Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.
by Bam Bam G April 22, 2004
An extremely fit individual who is always at the gym working out. They combine their high load basic exercises with new, complex shit that nobody has ever seen before.
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Everytime I go to the gym, I see the same gym ninja doing that weird cardio ab workout on the half blue ball.
by JimminyJillikers December 03, 2008
by katanainthestone May 22, 2009
The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 02, 2010
The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.
by DJ DNA December 13, 2010
Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.
WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010
A girl that a sorority says 'FUCK NO' to but then somehow ends up on the bid list. Basically sneaks into the sorority, like a ninja would.
Fratdaddy: 'Holy hell, how did that squirrelly looking girl get into (insert hot/good sorority here)'?
Slampiece: 'She's a sorority ninja. We don't know either'
Slampiece: 'She's a sorority ninja. We don't know either'
by shadypi October 25, 2010