A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile
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Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
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Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
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by JuSco January 20, 2019
Get the Noncemug. by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020
Get the Noncemug. A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
Get the Nonce Nuggetsmug. by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020
Get the Noncemug. henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today
by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019
Get the noncemug.