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Mass

A word meaning my ass, shortened to Mass
Example 1: "Dude, Mass hurts."

Exapmle 2: "Mass got pounded last night."

Example 3: "Stop touching Mass."
by GeneralMudButt November 30, 2011
mugGet the Massmug.

Mass Hole

The most massive of all the Assholes, can also be the biggest Asshole of all Assholes you've ever known.
"My Ex sure is a Mass Hole"
by Aunt-Sass May 26, 2016
mugGet the Mass Holemug.

Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
mugGet the Weapon of Mass Destructionmug.

mass knuckle

Moose knuckle or camel toe, but in the back. As if someone was wearing spandex and hiding two bagels between their legs just Nader the grundle.
“Oh man, this woman flossed a wicked mass knuckle yesterday at the swap meet.”
by Jamal Y’all October 1, 2023
mugGet the mass knucklemug.

mass

two people, as dictated by lord nicholas merle of the moving target
hey, that man killed two people, he is mass deathmatching
by chris_clear June 9, 2017
mugGet the massmug.

Mass Leavicide

A large group of people leaving a subreddit, discord server or any other large grouping of people at once.
P1: Dude, the mods are cringe, mass leavicide?
P2: sure

P1 leaves
P2 leaves
P3 leaves
P4 leaves
E.T.C
by yaGsIenaZ September 14, 2021
mugGet the Mass Leavicidemug.

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