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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
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When someone claims they can, will, could or would do something and another person calls Manchester the original party must perform said action or get an eyebrow notch.
Person 1-matt is such an idiot

Matt- hey that hurt my feelings im going to cry
Person 1- Manchester

Matt- begins to cry because he was machestered or else he would get eyebrow notch
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marceen

Marceen is the type of girl that you can always count on to have a positive outlook and make you laugh! She is smart and funny and it is impossible not to feel comfortable when she's around. Everybody should have a Marceen in their life.
When I'm alone and life is making me lonely I can always call Marceen!
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