SS] MILF [r

1. One who disobeys orders.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.
I talked to my friend today, he's such a SS MILF r, he can't do anything right.
by [SS] Grifter March 01, 2005
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National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.
Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.
by Bigdoggy May 08, 2021
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October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
by The Danimal October 30, 2021
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Oi, this is a real word, i saw it was good
OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.
by Sam Permain February 23, 2005
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Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.
I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.
Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.
by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 03, 2020
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