Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

lobster boys

Nickname of the NHL team New York Islanders. Started after a a gif of a dog wearing a lobster costume was posted by the Islanders twitter. Fans connected this to a clip of "The Amanda Show" on nickelodeon where someone says "case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!" The team has picked it up since.

The lobster boys lost to the Lighting 8-2

by lobster boys June 14, 2021

Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025