Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018

Lobster Bussin

Juicy like a lobster tail

Damn look her lips lobster bussin

by Dac_The_Rip March 27, 2021

The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023

Red Lobster

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.

Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy

by giferta February 8, 2017

Burnt Lobster

A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.

Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023