miss Lawson

A woman who likes a very handsome man who is a great guy

Hey it’s miss Lawson she cool

by Randomly random December 5, 2024

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Formal Laws of Logic

The immutable, mathematical rules that govern valid reasoning, regardless of content. Think of them as the operating system of rational thought. The big three are the Law of Identity (A is A), the Law of Non-Contradiction (A cannot be both A and not-A at the same time and in the same sense), and the Law of Excluded Middle (either A is true, or not-A is true—no middle option). These aren't suggestions; they're the bedrock upon which all sound arguments are built. Violate them, and your reasoning collapses into incoherence faster than a house of cards in a hurricane.

"You say you both love me and don't love me simultaneously, and that this is somehow a valid emotional state? I don't care what your therapist says—the Formal Laws of Logic demand you pick a lane, or this conversation is over."

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Informal Laws of Logic

The unwritten, socially negotiated rules that actually govern how arguments play out in the real world, far from the clean rooms of formal logic. These include principles like the Law of Charity (interpret others' arguments in their strongest form), the Law of Relevance (stay on topic, Karen), and the Law of Proportional Response (your counterargument should match the scale of the claim). They're not mathematically provable, but violate them and you'll find yourself talking alone in a room, wondering why no one will engage with your "perfectly logical" points.

Informal Laws of Logic "He kept demanding I prove a negative, then changed the subject every time I got close to a point. Someone get this man a pamphlet on the Informal Laws of Logic—specifically the section on 'How Not to Debate Like a Gremlin.'"

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Sean Lawson

Just an all round mad cunt, true blue Ausie

Sean Lawson, what a fucken mad cunt

by Smgcbw March 17, 2025

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Jerry Lamps

Tasmanian slang for fog lights, which are lights, typically yellow or white, mounted low on vehicles that emit a wide, downward-angled beam to help drivers see the road and its edges during conditions of low visibility, such as fog, rain, or dust. They are named after the Bridgewater Jerry, a thick fog that frequently rolls down the River Derwent into Hobart, Tasmania, particularly during autumn and winter. The name combines the suburb of Bridgewater with the slang term 'jerry' for mist or fog.

The term "Jerry Lamps" is a localised colloquialism specific to Tasmania. While the primary function of these lights is consistent with standard fog lights globally, their unique nomenclature is rooted in local geography and dialect. The Bridgewater Jerry is a well-known meteorological phenomenon in the region, impacting visibility and thus necessitating the use of such auxiliary lighting. The etymology of 'jerry' as a term for fog or mist in this context is a regional linguistic quirk.

On a foggy day in Launceston, a driver would turn on their Jerry Lamps to improve visibility on the winding roads.

by Kelvin Price August 30, 2025