by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025
Get the .9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.mug. A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
Get the nacho helmetmug. When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
Get the shit on my helmetmug. a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.
by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009
Get the cock helmetmug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. by Berrick January 18, 2020
Get the Helmetmug. by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014
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