Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
by D hops February 26, 2017
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 04, 2020
When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt
"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Silthom August 14, 2021
by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019
by DesperateHoe January 27, 2018