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choking the goose 

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
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Poopin' the Goose 

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".
When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
Poopin' the Goose by ashep91 March 2, 2023
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Trojan Goose 

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
Trojan Goose by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

Wild goose chase 

See being led in circles
Wild goose chase by Blake S February 16, 2004

Duck-duck-goose 

A fun children's game.

How to play:
Have everybody sit in a circle. Then, choose one person as the 'goose'. That person walks around and taps everybody on the head, labeling them all as 'ducks'. Then, the 'goose' will randomly call someone else the 'goose'. Goose 2 then chases Goose 1 around and around the circle. If Goose 1 manages to get back into their inital spot, then they're safe and Goose 2 starts doing the whole head-tapping thing again. If Goose 1 gets tagged, however, they have to sit in the center of the circle until someone else gets tagged.
Nothing brings on a case of childhood nostalgia like a game of duck-duck-goose!
Duck-duck-goose by RebeccaCS March 16, 2006

My Baby Goose 

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.
My Baby Goose by Lewellen April 28, 2011

Trew Goose 

when a person, particularly a rat, agrees with one of his fellow rat companions.
Tim: Oi cunt pass us the mix.
Ryan: Trew Goose.
Trew Goose by RYTICH December 7, 2010