big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

by dix fontain August 26, 2005

angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

German Muffin

The girl eats sausage while the guy goes down on her "muffin"

I'm so full. I downed three sausages while we did the German muffin .

by JP&EH June 7, 2016

German Pancake

When one person defecates into another person’s anus.

The man went from one tube to the next like a human German pancake.

by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018

german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit

You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin

by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016

Pull a German

Backing out of a previous planned engagement.

Hey man we still going to hang out or are you going to pull a German?

by Sweldn10 March 30, 2017

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011