big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

by dix fontain August 26, 2005

angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

German Muffin

The girl eats sausage while the guy goes down on her "muffin"

I'm so full. I downed three sausages while we did the German muffin .

by JP&EH June 7, 2016

german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

by silly goose1262 March 9, 2010

German Oven

A large oven of the walk in variety, unlike a standard wall oven a german oven has standing room for many Slavs, Jews, gypsies and homosexuals

There was room for many Mondays in the german oven

The german oven had lots of room to clear out the ghetto

by Comradechairperson May 10, 2015

German Pancake

When one person defecates into another person’s anus.

The man went from one tube to the next like a human German pancake.

by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018

German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime

Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye

by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* September 18, 2019