big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

by dix fontain August 26, 2005

angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

German Muffin

The girl eats sausage while the guy goes down on her "muffin"

I'm so full. I downed three sausages while we did the German muffin .

by JP&EH June 7, 2016

German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017

German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime

Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye

by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* September 18, 2019

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

Pull a German

Backing out of a previous planned engagement.

Hey man we still going to hang out or are you going to pull a German?

by Sweldn10 March 30, 2017