gamer's eyeball

A common affliction among gamers where playing video games for several hours straight results in aching eyes that feel as if they are going to explode or pop out. This feeling can last for hours or maybe even the whole day.

1.
Gamer: My gamer's eyeball is killing me, who's that on the map, n00braep?
Other Gamer: Maybe we should take a break it's three in the morning.
Gamer: Sure, but after this next checkpoint.

2.
Gamer: Man I've got a bad case of gamer's eyeball; I can't see anything, and it hurts when I roll my eyes.
Mom: Maybe that's God telling you to do your homework.
Gamer: Get back in the kitchen.

by modsirius July 6, 2009

Dogwater Gamer

Bottom of the board trash
Degenerate in thought
Refusal to see anyone's perspective
Blinded by anger

Look at this dogwater gamer malding in chat, mentally booming.

by Grimey savages March 29, 2021

Non-gamer

One whom does not game, or care for them.

“SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR ‘VICTORY ROYALE’ I AM A F*CKING NON-GAMER!”

by Anonieee February 10, 2018

Educated gamer

A dope was YouTuber with over 200 whole subscribers👌🏽

Lets subscribe to educated gamer!

by Jezij November 8, 2018

Gamer Crease

When you have a shitty sitting position while gaming for hours and then you get a line on your stomach.

Just ignore that line, it's just my gamer crease.

by A fuckin’ idiot September 10, 2020

Toe Gamer

Lover of Moardin's feet and skyfam.

smol_rodent is the only known toe gamer.

by big_lard January 5, 2021

gamer tears

Gamer tears is the white liquid produced by men when they proceed to masturbate (aka semen), in this case those who are gamers.

Man! Yesterday my gf drank my gamer tears when she was sucking it!

by Horsey.TikTok January 19, 2019