Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.
Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 04, 2014
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Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.
"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"
by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013
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Family Staircase

A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.
My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.
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Buxton Family

The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family member ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything
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Family pig

How many times have you drawn family pig today?

2000.
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Family hopper

One who often goes from one mommy to another
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Family Elevator

A family of the same bloodline; incest
My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.
by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017
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