Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
by Half/Laff August 12, 2024
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A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
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That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
by Brainmuscle January 4, 2025
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Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
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His boundaries.
His boundaries.
“You Know that guy Eddie, he is a man of his word, he looked out for his people, and a guy like him doesn’t bend, break, or fold he’s really is him”.
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