Emotional damage

u lost a game...
and the game coders are dumb
and your emotions get damage

oh fu** HOW THE HELL DID I LOST ALL MY FRIKING SCORE AND WHY DID THAT MOTHERFU**ER TAKE MY SCORE, THIS STUPID A*S GAME

Emotional damage

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

emotional intercourse

emotional intercourse is a deep, stimulating emotional connection between two individuals.

“nah mate i think i’m in love.”
“did you shag her?”
“nah but we had vigorous emotional intercourse”

by EIbobbawls July 3, 2022

Emotional Support Animal

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.

After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.

by TaoofCee January 28, 2024

Emotional Thesis Journey

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.

acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.

by anonymous July 7, 2021

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Emotional Mulligan

When an emotional season ticket holder pisses you off, you immediately forgive them due to the emotional equity they have built up with you and how important they are to you.

BB: Man, I can't believe you dry snitched on me like that at your White Collar Sleepover 2 weeks ago.

TY: Sorry G, my mad.

BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.

by Mike109999 September 23, 2025

Emotional Support

Sexual Gratification

Chyna McDonald: "My dog is my emotional support"

by Shane Fathwell May 30, 2022