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Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Coat-Drag

Coat-Drag/ Coat-Dragging: 1. Is an instance where an individual dies and the corpse is kept on its feet so as to appear to be standing or walking by those who are intent to possess the contents of its' pockets.

2. Also; where something which is dead is made to appear to be alive still for profit by unscrupulous individuals.
1. They coat dragged an old lady for two whole blocks through a crowd an nobody noticed she was dead.
2. Its' like they're coat dragging their Father; by cashing his social security checks when he's dead.

3. My girlfriend keeps Coat-dragging me about my ex to get me to buy things for her.

4. It's dead and over, stop coat-dragging it already.
3.
by Stale Cracker January 17, 2021
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Drag the weed

A game played by adolescents on dirt roads with bicycles. It originated in McBain, Michigan during the 1960s.
Joyce and Judy used to drag the weeds during the dogs days of summer on the outskirts of the Clam River basin
by Joeygoey1981 August 8, 2020
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drag bike

When you go to take a shit and it leaves a line up the back of the toilet!!
I went to the shitter and saw someone had popped the clutch like a drag bike!
by Time-Bandit(RTT) May 22, 2017
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Dragging sausage

A term used in the porno industry to describe someone with a long dick that touches the floor and drags along the ground as they walk.
After the sex scene Ron Jeremy walked to the beverage stand and was dragging sausage the entire time.
by Phil Seaman July 21, 2018
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Drag factor

When one sits in the cubical to defecate but sits on the throne for far to long the smell sinks into ones clothing causing one to drag the smell around with them.
Simon came back into the office after sitting on the toilet for a while and Kevin asked who bought in the drag factor ?
by Robo Snoopo August 19, 2019
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drag

Someone who is poor and can't afford clarinets
Oh so he's a drag?
by draggeth March 10, 2022
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