Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 04, 2022
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donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.
In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.
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Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.
That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.
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Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double
Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion
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Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.
“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!
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Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks
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Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.
"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"
by J-Kat October 13, 2011
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