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Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.
Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.
by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014
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Pre-cinematic stress disorder

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.
I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!
by Mendeldependeliscool June 7, 2014
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Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.
Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.
by kmac2017 April 1, 2015
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post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.
by tim_triple_j November 11, 2015
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Google Doc Anxiety Disorder

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder is the mind and body's reaction to writing, editing, or working in a Google doc that has other people in it. It's the sense of uneasiness, distress, or dread you feel while trying to type with other people virtually watching you. A certain level of anxiety helps us stay alert and aware, but for those suffering from a Google Doc Anxiety Disorder, it feels far from normal - it can be completely debilitating in the workplace, school, or casual atmosphere.
I was trying to finish the monthly marketing report this morning, but Karen was in the Google doc, so I panicked because of my Google Doc Anxiety Disorder.
by coffeeandbs September 5, 2019
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body integrity identity disorder

disorder where one person wants one of their limbs amputated and have sad feelings until the limb is removed.
She had Body integrity identity disorder, so she removed her left leg.
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Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder

A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:

• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".

• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.

• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.

• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.

• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.

• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *

Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.

Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.

Person 1: That indeed is sad.
by MST3K I like November 26, 2020
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