denver donut

the act of sucking the shit out of someones puckering asshole, and eating it and vomiting it back up and jacking off with the vomit, after jacking off, the mixer of semen and regurgitated shit is poured into a cup, and dumped all over a baby.

i gave that bitch a denver donut!

by joejoetitfuck November 6, 2007

donut dipping

To dip ones vigina onto a persons face. Much like the female version of "T-baggin"

I cant delive she donut dipped me. I was sound asleep when she squated on my face. At first I was angry but I realized it actualy was realy funny. Donut dipping is fun.

by roely April 27, 2008

Donut Jerk

To commence in a circle jerk in which each man ejaculates upon one donut and the last to ejaculate has to eat the donut.

"Bob was the last to finish during the Donut Jerk, so he had to eat OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! guys' cum off of the donut."

by Viciousdirt January 5, 2009

Spaceshuttle Donutman

A man that crosses the galaxy, the universe even, selling donuts. Rumor has it he also sells lemonade. Uses a spacheshuttle to travel. Very mysterious. Looks like an old guy from survivor. Belives to have ties to the Butthawk clan and has been seen before in the ranks of Sonic the Hedgehog. Being hunted by Knuckles, and many others. The spaceshuttle donutman was last seen selling donuts to Martians. Rumor has it that he is holding a major party at the Baked Goods convention at Venus, and is worshipped by Policemen.

Timothy's Dad is the Spaceshuttle Donutman.

by Def_226 August 2, 2003

Donut

A round delicious pastry that is commonly eaten for breakfast

Kid: "Mom can we buy donuts?"
Mom: "Sure"

by I_am_Zoey September 5, 2021

bizmark donut

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.

a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

Donut Shop Fuck

"Fat people sex"
1. Two fat people that met in a donut shop, because theyre fatties, which results in sex.
2. Both people are so fat that the guy cant tell / does not care if what hes sticking it to is the hole of the woman or the hole in the donut
3. It looks so good and yummy, but it ends with being completely exhausted, feeling fat, and regretting it afterwards

Dude,Im so fat now, the only ass I can get now is a fattie to donut shop fuck with.
( also: donut shopping, a donut shop, to donut shop, and so forth)

by Bernice Gumperdick January 28, 2008