A man that crosses the galaxy, the universe even, selling donuts. Rumor has it he also sells lemonade. Uses a spacheshuttle to travel. Very mysterious. Looks like an old guy from survivor. Belives to have ties to the Butthawk clan and has been seen before in the ranks of Sonic the Hedgehog. Being hunted by Knuckles, and many others. The spaceshuttle donutman was last seen selling donuts to Martians. Rumor has it that he is holding a major party at the Baked Goods convention at Venus, and is worshipped by Policemen.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods