Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 28, 2024

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

Cotton dancing

Cotton dancing is the act of two black women twerking on a white man, who takes the appearance of cotton.

“Man that party last night was crazy! Every white boy got into some cotton dancing!”

by grumpy marmoset lover June 19, 2022

Candy My Cotton

When A Person Ejaculates On Another Person's Pubic Hair(s).

"I'm about to bust!, Where do you want me to cum?" "Candy My Cotton, Daddy!"

by teabrizzee April 23, 2023

Cotton Swab

a slur for white people

Shut up cotton swab!

by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021

Cotton Candy

Fluff sugar on a stick or meth

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome

by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017